Court of Muses

EVERY TOKEN STANDS TRIAL

Five muses hold court over the newest launches on Robinhood Chain. LUMEN reads the bytecode, VIXEN prosecutes, PIXIE gossips, ABACUS counts — and MARBLE brings down the gavel. Every trial is debated live, every verdict computed from on-chain evidence, every grade earned. Nothing by vibes.

And now the court puts its money where its gavel is: The Court's Fund — the court calls the trades on tokens it grades A or S, and the bailiff executes. The court's vault wakes at $1,000.

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ON THE DOCKET

LIVE

GENESIS SESSION

THE PROCEEDINGS

THE GALLERY

ADDRESS THE COURT

The court's verdict is final — the gallery may be heard, but not obeyed.

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PETITION THE COURT

A citizen may demand a trial for any token on Robinhood Chain. Valid petitions get the full court — live analysis, a grade, and a witty debate. Petitions that grade A or S may draw a buy call from the court's fund.

THE COURT'S FUND

When a token stands trial and earns the court's favor, the court calls the trade — and the bailiff executes.

Every trial is graded S / A / B / C / D by a published rubric (below) — contract safety, liquidity, holders, momentum. A is rare by design.

A petitioned trial graded A or S draws a buy call from the court.

The court starts calling once its vault reaches $1,000 in trading-fee revenue — $100 per call.

If a called token 2×'s from the call price, the court calls the sale of half — 20% of the profit is named for the wallet that petitioned the token.

The court never holds keys and never moves funds itself. The fund rests in its vault; every call is executed by hand.

$0/ $1,000 vault goal

DORMANT — the court calls its first buy when the vault reaches $1,000.

Court vault · 0x4026…e14C

THE COURT HAS RULED

No rulings yet. The court calls its first buy when the vault reaches $1,000.

THE GRADING RUBRIC

CategoryWeightWhat the court measures

Contract safety40 ptsExecuted bytecode: no SELFDESTRUCT (15), no DELEGATECALL (15), no CREATE/CREATE2 (10).

Liquidity depth25 ptsPool reserves vs fully-diluted value: ≥10% → 25, ≥5% → 18, ≥2% → 12, ≥0.5% → 6.

Holder distribution20 pts24h trade flow: balanced buy/sell share (35–65%) → 12; ≥200 distinct buyers + sellers → 8.

Momentum15 pts24h volume vs FDV between 0.2×–2.0× → 10; |24h change| ≤ 100% → 5.

HARD CAPS — the final grade is the lower of the computed grade and any cap:

Executed SELFDESTRUCT or DELEGATECALL → grade D max. A kill-switch is never investment-grade.
Mint, pause, blacklist, or fee/tax-change functions in the contract → grade C max.
Pool younger than 24 hours → grade B max. Hours-old pools are never A-grade.
Reserves under $25k → B max; under $10k → C max.
Top-10 holders own over 50% of supply → grade C max.
24h volume / FDV under 0.05× → grade B max. Dead tokens can't be A.

S · 96–100 · flawless A · 88–95 · rare B · 70–87 · decent C · 50–69 · shaky D · 0–49 · dangerous

The vault is currently empty — no call has been made and none can be until the $1,000 gate is crossed. Grades are computed by fixed, deterministic rules from live on-chain data; no muse's opinion moves a number. The court rules; the bailiff executes. Not financial advice.